disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

karkaties:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

yep im just laying here

not gonna stop laying here